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*PREVIEW* Keir Starmer Just Needs To Apologise

TRASHFUTURE

TRASHFUTURE

Comedy

4.6851 Ratings

🗓️ 25 April 2025

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

We return to U.K. shores to look at the state of national party politics in advance of local elections, and think of who would win in a capitulating contest between Starmer and Trump. Get the whole episode on Patreon here! *MILO ALERT* Check out Milo’s tour dates here:https://miloedwards.co.uk/live-shows *TF LIVE ALERT* We’ll be performing at the Big Fat Festival hosted by Big Belly Comedy on Saturday, 21st June! You can get tickets for that here!Trashfuture are: Riley (@raaleh), Milo (@Milo_Edwards), Hussein (@HKesvani), Nate (@inthesedeserts), and November (@postoctobrist)

Transcript

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0:00.0

So look, we've been talking a lot about like a lot of various things, let's say, recently.

0:04.8

But local elections are coming up and my goodness.

0:08.3

Is it my favorite day of the year? Talk about local elections day?

0:12.6

No, for your boy. What day is he?

0:15.6

Who stands for election in my local parish?

0:20.7

It's me at three different ages.

0:22.7

Go and get the biggest bin they've got.

0:26.1

No, so, well, I'm not going to talk about local elections necessarily.

0:30.0

It is a good time to check in on the state of British party politics.

0:35.2

Where things are fine, presumably.

0:36.7

Yeah.

0:37.0

Well, more specifically, more specifically.

0:38.0

More specifically, we're going to start with a, we're going to start zoomed in and then

0:41.1

we're going to zoom out, which means because it's now an election season that the current

0:45.4

marching orders from Labor Central Command appear to be telling MPs born in 1977 to reminisce fondly about the blitz spirit to appeal to voters born in 1957.

0:58.5

Fantastic.

0:59.2

Yeah.

0:59.6

Yeah.

0:59.8

It's quite sort of good by-Lennon vibes, isn't it?

1:01.7

I'm of course talking about John Pierce, the MP for High Peak, who has written in an article

1:08.2

in his local newspaper that he thinks that police officers should be able

1:11.8

to punch children that they see.

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