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*PREVIEW* Keanu Reeves Predicted 5G Corona

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Comedy

4.7935 Ratings

🗓️ 7 August 2020

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

This week, we're in the Super Chaos Configuration: Riley is gone but you have the rest of the cast. Milo, Hussein, Nate, and Alice review the 1995 Robert Longo film JOHNNY MNEMONIC, an adaptation of a William Gibson story that, uh, did not achieve its goals. And yet it's also weirdly accurate in some ways: posting destroys your brain, there's a global pandemic, corporations rule with an iron fist. And yet somehow we haven't yet encountered a cybernetic hacker junkie dolphin. If only. To get the whole episode, sign up on Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/40172288 We make reference to the Fetischpro video from YouTube, which you can see here -- it is definitely not work safe: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbgJck9kUGc Here's a central location to donate to bail funds across the US to help people held under America's utterly inhumane system: https://secure.givelively.org/donate/the-bail-project If you want one of our *fine* new shirts, designed by Matt Lubchansky, then e-mail trashfuturepodcast [at] gmail [dot] com. £15 for patrons, £20 for non-patrons, plus shipping. *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind GYDS dot com). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/

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0:00.0

That was our roundabout way of getting there, but I appreciate all of your contributions. So I'm going to start, I want to start with Hussein because you haven't had a chance to speak as much. What did you like and what did you dislike? Okay, so I'm going to start, I want to start with his saying, because you haven't had a chance to

0:21.3

speak as much.

0:22.0

What did you like and what did you dislike?

0:23.9

Okay.

0:24.3

So I was trying to say this until you, my co-hosts were like, canceling me by not letting

0:30.5

me say this, right?

0:31.7

But I think the CG on this movie is actually fucking great.

0:34.4

It's really, like, I am very happy if there is a scene at the beginning where like

0:38.0

Hianu Reeves like puts in a mouth guard to like go on the internet which I can relate to.

0:42.7

You got to check your teeth on the internet. Put put put puts it as like little mouth guards go on

0:46.7

line. Right. Yeah. It's like it is an invisible line but it's also just like I feel like it's one of

0:51.9

those it's like a poster's mouthguards, like, when you get really

0:54.8

angry, but you, but you want to like keep your past, this is, you don't want to break with you.

0:58.7

When he says, this is when he's jacking in and we get like a little smirk and then he's like,

1:03.7

hit me. Yeah. And they log him on and it fucking destroys his. I saw on Jimermaine Defoe's Instagram story is that this is how he whitens his teeth.

1:12.3

Right.

1:12.5

And the reason why this is my favorite scene is because if you pay attention to the background,

1:16.1

while like beyond the 3D stuff,

1:17.8

whereas like all this like random anime that's like playing in the background.

1:21.3

And I have no idea where the anime is from,

1:23.1

but it's,

1:23.5

I don't know whether it's supposed to simulate him and his face, but like, Hiano Reeves is, like, physically in pain as he's trying to log on, which also same.

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