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*PREVIEW* Jan Marsalek Alive in Russia!

TRASHFUTURE

TRASHFUTURE

Comedy

4.7 • 935 Ratings

🗓️ 4 August 2022

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Summary

We revisit some old friends, such as Wirecard's Jan Marsalek and THG's Matt Moulding, and then continue to look at the implications of the increasingly large and powerful strike wave reverberating up and down Britain. We end with a another kooky startup that has some very funny numbers attached. Get the full episode on Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/jan-marsalek-in-70015050?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator If you’re looking for a UK strike fund to donate to, here’s one we’ve supported: https://www.rmt.org.uk/about/national-dispute-fund/ *MILO ALERT* Here are links to see Milo’s upcoming standup shows: https://www.miloedwards.co.uk/live-shows *AUSTRALIA ALERT* We are going to tour Australia in November, and there are tickets available for shows in Melbourne https://tccinc.sales.ticketsearch.com/sales/salesevent/75729 Brisbane is sold out but we'll be adding a second night, and we'll soon have links for Sydney and Canberra! *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/ Trashfuture are: Riley (@raaleh), Milo (@Milo_Edwards), Hussein (@HKesvani), Nate (@inthesedeserts), and Alice (@AliceAvizandum)

Transcript

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0:00.0

I was not expecting this, truly.

0:03.0

I know he'd like to make a little jokes here, but I truly believe that Yan Masterlik was

0:08.0

now living in sort of a barrel of acid or something.

0:12.0

A container of protein, you might say.

0:14.0

Yeah.

0:15.0

Well, I think he was a container of protein in a different way than we all are.

0:19.0

I think he was, I genuinely thought he was, like like buried in the concrete foundations of a stadium or something.

0:25.1

Oh, I want to level with everyone here. I am 100% shocked that he is alive. I was, I like Alice, I was very certain that he was helping to hold up a motorway in northern Libya or something like this.

0:38.7

Yet here we all are with hard evidence that Jan Marseleck, the embattled COO, former COO of Wirecard,

0:47.4

is alive and in Russia.

0:50.7

And his fake name is, his fake name is German Bazenhov.

0:59.2

I'm sorry, what?

1:03.2

Oh, it's such a shame that Milo isn't here.

1:06.2

Oh, no, he's going to be so mad to have missed.

1:10.0

It's such a shame. Oh, oh my God mad to have missed. It's such a shame. Oh, my God.

1:11.6

So his name is essentially German bath.

1:15.6

I mean, okay, so we know how we were speculating that like, how much he actually had intelligence

1:26.6

connections and how much he was just like saying

1:30.2

that he did, putting it out there and hoping the secret or the law of attraction made it so

1:35.4

for him. Well, that, that seems to have happened if he didn't, because like, clearly, there is

1:41.8

no way my man did not end up holding up a most of the way in northern Libya without help, right?

1:47.3

There's no way he ends up in Russia without help.

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