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*PREVIEW* In Which Aaron Sorkin Accidentally Writes Joe Biden feat. Séamus Malekafzali

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TRASHFUTURE

Comedy

4.7935 Ratings

🗓️ 2 April 2020

⏱️ 11 minutes

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Summary

We did it again. Joined once more by Séamus Malekafzali (@seamus_malek), we reviewed a terrible Hollywood take on America's imperial reach. Another CIA movie. Another movie about empire, except this time it's about a horny congressman who manages to give Al Qaeda a billion dollars. Yep, it's the 2007 Tom Hanks romp CHARLIE WILSON'S WAR, written by Aaron fucking Sorkin. Please enjoy this preview of it. The full episode (and dozens just like it) is available on our Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/35574901 If you want one of our *fine* new shirts, designed by Matt Lubchansky, then e-mail trashfuturepodcast [at] gmail [dot] com. £15 for patrons, £20 for non-patrons, plus shipping.

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0:00.0

And the thing that I have, etched into my head is I vividly remember this to the point where I'm not even sure if it's true anymore.

0:21.9

It's just a thing that I remember is Reagan calling Hekmatja the George Washington of Afghanistan.

0:31.5

And I just knowing...

0:32.8

Which is hilarious to me because Gulbit and Hekmatia refused to meet Ronald Reagan when he was on one of these junkets in

0:39.2

Washington because he said, and I quote,

0:41.3

why would I want to meet him? He's a kaffir.

0:44.7

Oh my God.

0:47.1

Well, when he's right, he's right.

0:48.8

In addition to this, one thing that's not mentioned in the film

0:51.2

is that the Saudis did match aid to

0:53.2

Afghanistan, but they also had discretion over where it went. They didn't supply weapons. What they did was

0:58.3

they built up religious education facilities and other facilities like for refugees. Madrasas.

1:04.0

Madrasis to create talibis. To create the fucking Taliban. So I mean, when you have a displaced

1:09.3

refugee population, these people then went back to Afghanistan and things continued to get worse. And like, I don't, I mean, when you have a displaced refugee population, these people then went back to Afghanistan

1:12.0

and things continued to get worse. And like, I don't want to sound like some kind of like a fucking

1:16.9

apologist for, I don't want to sound like, oh, well, what they did was bad and therefore America should

1:20.8

have done more. But like, the fact that they didn't see it coming to me, I don't think this film

1:26.7

really addresses that in any meaningful way because

1:28.6

this film basically says everything we did was good until it was bad. That's the bait and switch,

1:32.8

I guess, yeah. Well, people don't know that Taliban means students, like students at these

1:37.8

madrasas. But, like, also, the thing, the quote that it ends with from Charlie Wilson is that

1:43.2

America fucked up the end game.

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