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*PREVIEW* I'm The King And I Want My French Fries feat. Ciaran Dold

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TRASHFUTURE

Comedy

4.7935 Ratings

🗓️ 6 March 2020

⏱️ 11 minutes

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Summary

This week, we're talking about the recent Irish elections. We could do the usual thing and make it up as we go along, but we'd rather speak to an expert -- so we brought on Ciaran Dold (@CiaranDold) of the Corner Späti podcast to break it down for us. If you want to hear the whole thing, get it on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/34591666 Check out Corner Späti here:  https://cornerspaeti.simplecast.com/  *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind GYDS.com). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/  *COME SEE MILO*If you want to catch Milo’s stand-up on tour, get tickets here: https://linktr.ee/miloontour  *BRISTOL LIVE SHOW ALERT* Come see us perform at Bristol Transformed 2020 -- we’ll be performing on the night of Friday, March 6 (with more details to come later). Get tickets here: https://www.headfirstbristol.co.uk/#date=2020-03-06&event_id=58254 *LONDON LIVE SHOW ALERT* We’ll be playing at Vauxhall Comedy on Wednesday, March 11 at 7.30 pm! Tickets are £12, and you can get them here: https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/trashfuture-live-tickets-91817874735

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0:00.0

We've inadvertently created the divine rites of kings again, because one of the most inbred monarchs of Austria-Hungary,

0:24.7

Ferdinand I first, is chiefly famous, chiefly remembered in Austria

0:30.0

for demanding a kind of dumpling that was out of season and impossible to make.

0:36.9

And his exercise of his royal prerogative was,

0:40.5

I'm the king and I want my dumplings.

0:45.1

And what we've done is we've shifted this at like down one increment of wealth.

0:52.2

So now it's not just the Kaiser who gets to do that, but it's some

0:56.7

guy in his garden. That's very pleasing to me. Yeah. I think that the divine right of King's

1:04.6

analogy is absolutely right, because so many of the startups we talk about are startups that are

1:10.6

started up by people

1:11.7

who've gotten rich some other way.

1:13.4

Again, usually because they'll do something, like what actually makes a tech startup

1:17.9

successful usually is if the technology that they deploy somehow is able to casualize or

1:26.5

disempower labor, circumventor regulation, or save a cost, not through a process

1:32.3

or efficiency saving, but through a designatory or regulatory saving, because it's managing

1:37.5

to circumvent or undermine something by being a technology company. Yeah. Yeah. That's quite dull.

1:42.5

And those usually end up making quite a bit of money.

1:46.5

It's like being a movie director. You do the comic book movie so that you can make the artsy

1:53.7

thing that you really want to make. Yeah. And so... By the way, ask me about my favorite

2:00.6

Ferdinand I first of Austria story, because I have a favorite.

2:04.1

It wasn't the dumpling one.

2:06.0

I can't believe it's not the dumpling one.

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