PREVIEW: I Hate This Steampunk Dystopia

TRASHFUTURE

Comedy

4.6 • 851 Ratings

🗓️ 13 September 2023

⏱️ 10 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Riley, Alice, and Hussein review some of the developments in the wide world of British pet ownership and a return to Victorian levels of dog-maulings to accompany the return of Victorian diseases, then we look at a startup that's reinventing a train but worse, and then read all about how Liz Truss thinks that getting rid of Boris Johnson was the wrong thing to do. Riley uncovers an awful hidden talent. If you want access to our Patreon bonus episodes, early releases of free episodes, and powerful Discord server, sign up here: https://www.patreon.com/trashfuture*STREAM ALERT* Check out our Twitch stream, which airs 9-11 pm UK time every Monday and Thursday, at the following link: https://www.twitch.tv/trashfuturepodcast*WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/*MILO ALERT* Check out Milo’s upcoming live shows here: https://www.miloedwards.co.uk/live-showsTrashfuture are: Riley (@raaleh), Milo (@Milo_Edwards), Hussein (@HKesvani), Nate (@inthesedeserts), and Alice (@AliceAvizandum)

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	A puzzle can be hard to put together, but you don't seem too complicated.
0:07.0	Isn't that such a good, haunted child?
0:10.0	You just had that, and you didn't even know you had that.
0:12.0	Alright, so what are the pitchers? What's the movie?
0:15.0	Okay, all right.
0:16.0	So it's gonna be like that child is Rory Keneer.
0:19.0	Because all men in A-24 movies have to be Rory Keneer now. So it's
0:21.6	going to be like creepy child, sailor suit, uh, big lollipop. Yeah, sharp and drippy lollipop.
0:28.1	And then, you never want a lollipop to be sharp and dripping. I, so it's Rory Keneer.
0:32.8	His, I dub his, his, his voice is me doing my incredible like A plus S tier haunted child impression.
0:41.7	He called it Remarkable Young Matt.
0:43.5	Yes, perfect.
0:44.5	Okay.
0:44.9	Right.
0:45.2	So, Rourkeeners agent, if you're listening.
0:48.1	We have a very interesting project.
0:50.7	And you can film it in Britain, which means that you will be able to get past the strikes.
0:54.0	That's true. That's true.
0:55.0	That's true.
0:56.0	Also, A24's agent, if you're listening, and can get us Rory Keneer.
1:00.0	Oh, well, if you can get him.
1:02.0	All we need to do is...
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from TRASHFUTURE, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of TRASHFUTURE and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.