(preview) Hyper Baja Blastification

Pod Damn America

Comedy

4.3 • 691 Ratings

🗓️ 26 February 2025

⏱️ 2 minutes

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Inspired by our guest this week (Chill Goblin)'s excellent video on the man who is currently lying about having invented Flamin' Hot Cheetos, we decided to try to figure out who invented Mountain Dew: Baja Blast, and in the process, learned some DISTURBING things. FULL EP AT PATREON.COM/PODDAMNAMERICA

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0:00.0	So anyways, let's go back to Baja Blast, right?
0:03.3	Quote, at the time, executives from PepsiCo and Taco Bell took part in an annual event, they called a, check this out.
0:09.9	Top to Top meeting, all right, folks.
0:13.1	Come on.
0:15.0	Grindr or whatever.
0:16.6	Someone's eating, someone who was eating bacon last.
0:19.3	Well, no, they weren't eating bacon.
0:21.6	They didn't need to eat bacon because they're the tops.
0:25.5	We'll discuss this on the episode.
0:31.0	But apparently there's just a fucking, there's a business term that top to top meeting.
0:36.3	I think when they came up with it,
0:37.8	they did not realize that gay zoomers on the internet
0:42.0	would find hilarious or whatever,
0:44.0	because it sounds like you're both tops and you're, whatever.
0:47.6	Okay, so an excursion,
0:51.6	the top-to-top meeting was an excursion that allowed top brass.
0:56.1	That's the top to go take a workcation in some exotic locale around the globe, right?
1:02.3	The 2003 trip took Creed and his team to Cabo San Lucas, which is down in the peninsula in Mexico, right?
1:11.6	In Cabo, they came up with the name Baja Blast because they were in the Baja Peninsula
1:18.7	playing golf and having a blast.
1:23.4	Whoa.
1:24.8	Okay.
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