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TRASHFUTURE

*PREVIEW* How I Meta Your Mother

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TRASHFUTURE

Comedy

4.6851 Ratings

🗓️ 5 November 2021

⏱️ 11 minutes

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Summary

Facebook and Google haven't done anything new of note since 2007. It's just market capture and worse and worse services. However, Facebook is now Meta or something, and in this bonus episode Riley, Milo, and Alice seek to understand. Also we talk about hitting an ape with a hammer. Get the whole episode on Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/58285501 If you’re in the UK and want to help Afghan refugees and internally displaced people, consider donating to Afghanaid: https://www.afghanaid.org.uk/ *MILO ALERT* Check out Milo live dates here: https://www.miloedwards.co.uk/live-shows *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/ Trashfuture are: Riley (@raaleh), Milo (@Milo_Edwards), Hussein (@HKesvani), Nate (@inthesedeserts), and Alice (@AliceAvizandum)

Transcript

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0:00.0

Ellen DeGeneres has drawn a pick, a stick figure of a cat and is selling that as an

0:18.8

NFT.

0:20.5

And A6 shoes have partnered with Ariel to offset the carbon from their Sunrise Red collection of digital sneakers.

0:26.6

Why the fuck would you... I just... we deserve to go extinct.

0:32.6

I hate to say it, but like this is the dumbest shit I've ever heard in my life.

0:39.3

Well, that's the thing, right?

0:40.3

Like, the reason why we don't is because this is about 500 people total who are pushing all of this.

0:47.4

And it's just trickling down to a sort of, like, extremely gullible, larger percentage, but still minuscule.

0:55.0

And then everybody else in the world has to live with their fucking stupid ideas of,

1:02.0

what if, what if shoes, you know, killed a bit of the Amazon, even more than previously.

1:08.0

Yeah, the internet show.

1:09.0

But also, crucially, we're less wearable. Yeah, crucially, you can't wear the shoes, no.

1:13.6

Well, also, because like...

1:14.6

It's such an interesting indictment of someone like Ellen DeGeneres, though, who is like,

1:18.6

selling a stick figure of a cat as an NFT.

1:21.6

Like, why, like, A, you're richer than fucking God.

1:24.6

And B, this is just a way of being like, I am a stupid person.

1:29.3

It's like a fun bandwagon to hop on, I suppose.

1:32.4

Yeah.

1:32.9

And another big thing about this, right?

1:34.9

We sort of talked, in the original NFT episode, we talked about this, is that what happens,

1:40.0

what they have done is they have invented a form of money and that that form of money

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