his eventual policy is called pause, which is like a stupid acronym he comes up with

because he refuses to call it shelter in place.

And he's a lawyer.

He gets really caught up in these hyper-specific definitional arguments.

He says, it's not shelter in place.

He even says, oh, California, which, California, another example of a state who did it

right.

I'm not a fan of Gavin Newsom, but much better job than Andrew Cuomo at handling the pandemic.

They have a shelter in place order in California, but Cuomo quibbles with that.

He says, oh, no, no, no, no.

It's not a shelter-in-place order because that's for school shootings.

And that's that no one's doing that, is what he claims.

And eventually there are some social distancing orders.

But again, two weeks.

If they had just done this two weeks earlier,

the death toll would have been 50 to 80% lower.

In his defense, maybe he was watching a lot of Rupal's drag race

and he just picked up on some gay lingo that got into his system.

Hey, pause, all right?

That's not inconceivable.

I could see him watching that with his daughters and being like,

What does that mean, pause?

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