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*PREVIEW* General Carter’s Lonely Hearts Club Band

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TRASHFUTURE

Comedy

4.6851 Ratings

🗓️ 28 January 2022

⏱️ 11 minutes

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Summary

Our politics and economy has once again found itself hitting the bottom of a large hole - and their solution is to dig up! We revisit some troubling developments at our old friends Netflix, Peloton, and THG, then we read an article about sending in a hot British general to fix up Downing Street. Get the whole episode on Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/61694831 If you’re in the UK and want to help Afghan refugees and internally displaced people, consider donating to Afghanaid: https://www.afghanaid.org.uk/ *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/ Trashfuture are: Riley (@raaleh), Milo (@Milo_Edwards), Hussein (@HKesvani), Nate (@inthesedeserts), and Alice (@AliceAvizandum)

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0:00.0

I come back to this every time, but it always strikes me. It's the fact that this like

0:17.6

these scandals that are sort of rocking the government, right?

0:21.0

And again, I don't, I think you're an idiot if you make predictions.

0:24.4

I don't know if it's going to bring it down or it's just going to make it hard, whatever.

0:26.9

But the fact that it's like constantly rocking the government.

0:31.2

But over like a meal deal is just, it is, it is catnip to me.

0:37.4

Asking Boris Johnson at PMQs if he did or did not enjoy a fisherman's friend.

0:42.1

Do you, do you get, at long last, sir, did you get normal crisps?

0:47.9

Did you get ready, salted?

0:49.3

We should be able to rate the Prime Minister's meal deal.

0:52.5

What did he have?

0:53.6

That's right.

1:00.0

That's right. Did he have the goat meal deal, which includes a Lucasade original and peppermint, a fisherman's friend? This was the reward. Was like...

1:04.0

Yeah, all for this. It was all in pursuit of the meal deal. And Homs Among Us has not been led

1:10.0

astray by the promise of an original

1:11.7

Lucasade. Yeah, I'll tell you this. Starmer would not have brought in M&S picnic food.

1:16.9

He would have stuck to the mainline supermarkets, and he would have said, if we, if there are

1:22.5

seven of us, we can have five meal deals, everyone gets a sandwich in a bit, and we share the crisps.

1:29.3

Yes.

1:29.6

And I have some cups.

1:30.6

No one should be buying crisps that other people won't want to share.

1:33.8

Don't think that's a tactic to get your crust to yourself.

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