And our most beloved member of the royal family, Peruvian cocaine dealer, Paddington Bear.

Yeah.

Well, it's the whole, I think the, um, the Paddington cocaine reveal is a wonderful

encapsulation of the way that they intend to, there's two ways this show intends to make

you laugh.

One is by saying privileged race, check your privilege,

as though that's just a nonsense set of words that make no sense.

The second way the show intends to make you laugh

is I think the trying to seat itself in the tradition

of this particular type of British comedy, where Paddington

speaks with a lovely accent for a little while and then drops it and says, it's because I put

cocaine in these sandwiches. That's how they do the accent, by the way. It's terrible. And the whole

idea is you're supposed to be sort of shocked at your middle class sensibilities, but then you giggle along because

you get it. It's trying to flatter its audience. It's just everybody involved is deranged.

Yeah. I mean, wouldn't it be funny if Paddington put cocaine in the sandwiches?

Yeah, so that's not like his cuddly image. Why didn't they expand on it? I want to see all of the members of the royal family high on cocaine because they've eaten the sandwiches.

Like, come on.

Think about the, you know, the logical implication.

But then you have to do like a high energy Prince Charles, which is like innovative and perhaps even fun.

I'm fucking bust.

You've got to say, and you, Camilla, me and you should open a small place of restaurants.

You just sell bloody quails eggs and stuff like that.

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