PREVIEW: EverythingTony Blair All At Once

TRASHFUTURE

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4.6 • 851 Ratings

🗓️ 4 October 2023

⏱️ 10 minutes

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The Tony Blair Institute for Global Regime Change has released their detailed plan of what an ID card for Britain would look like, how it would be implemented, and why... and it involves MI5, the DWP, and DEFRA getting access to your resting heart rate. Riley, Hussein, Alice, and Milo explore this as well as the totally unforeseen meltdown of GB News and the first days of the most internet poisoned Tory conference ever. If you want access to our Patreon bonus episodes, early releases of free episodes, and powerful Discord server, sign up here: https://www.patreon.com/trashfuture *STREAM ALERT* Check out our Twitch stream, which airs 9-11 pm UK time every Monday and Thursday, at the following link: https://www.twitch.tv/trashfuturepodcast*WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/*MILO ALERT* Check out Milo’s upcoming live shows here: https://www.miloedwards.co.uk/live-showsTrashfuture are: Riley (@raaleh), Milo (@Milo_Edwards), Hussein (@HKesvani), Nate (@inthesedeserts), and Alice (@AliceAvizandum)

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0:00.0	I'm so glad I get to be the one who tells you the name of the slogan of the Tory conference for the first time.
0:06.1	Long-term decisions for a brighter future.
0:09.3	So hard right now.
0:11.1	Yeah, with like, what, six months left in office if they're lucky?
0:14.8	Cool.
0:15.4	Okay.
0:15.8	I tell you what, you know what, on this podcast, we have spent a long time criticizing Kier Stama for basically
0:22.2	like coming up with stuff that the Tories would do. But finally, the Tories have come up with
0:26.4	something that Kier Stama would do. That is such a fucking Kier Stama. Like, it's so like, joyless,
0:33.8	like even by Tory standards. Like, it's the sort of thing that only the Labor Party really
0:39.2	typically has the sheer boring you to come up with the Presbyterian roots of the Labor Party
0:43.9	in order to do that yeah I was sort of thinking about this because it was just like I know we
0:48.1	lament and I rightfully lament the fact that Starmid doesn't say or do anything and it sort of
0:53.5	feels like the Labour Party have no say or do anything and it sort of feels like the Labor Party
0:55.2	have no intention of doing anything.
0:58.0	And you know, the questioning about whether this is a particularly useful strategy at a time
1:01.6	when there are lots of things you can point out and be like, hey, these are obvious wins.
1:06.2	If you point them out and say that things are breaking, this seems to be a good way of doing
1:10.6	politics and we've been very frustrated that K seems to be a good way of doing politics.
1:11.2	And we've been very frustrated back Kirstama hasn't been able to do it.
1:14.1	But the guy has somehow able, he has been able to do jujitsu, a very advanced jujitsu with
1:23.2	the concern.
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