So I don't really know how to tell our fans this right now, but Liz is in jail.

The other day, that's a recording I have of her laughter to make me feel better that I play.

I usually fall asleep to it, but I'm wide awake right now.

Liz had her, she was staying in the Chewinnon Ultra bunker,

um, 500 feet below the Oakland Hills, uh, surrounded by, uh, oiled and musly catamites, uh, well, not catamites. They're eunuchs, technically, but they're younger, which, which also makes them kind of catamites, um, uh, with pikemen as well. and unfortunately there were no match.

The California National

Guard, Silicon Valley Division, burst through the steel door of the bunker, a full hazmat suit,

while Liz was in the Lotus position doing a four-hour yoga workout she does every day. And,

and unfortunately, they cuffed her and she's in jail. Um, this is fake news. It's not true. Well,

so you hear her voice right now. That's actually an AI facsimile of my dear co-host that I have

spent the last, uh last year perfecting.

So AI, Liz, how you doing?

I'm fine.

I'm not in jail.

Okay.

You could break the bit.

It was very cute, though.

You just wanted an excuse to say catamites.

Yes, I like saying that word.

I'm okay.

How are you doing?

I'm all right.

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