But then he would say something quite serious.

We had pages of notes that he would pause and flip through.

So comedians are pathetic because they often write in their little notebooks, their ideas for jokes, and they get on stage, and they tell their joke, and they're like, oh, you guys like that one? And then they go back and they look at their notes. And like, oh, I have one more. I have one more I can do. They have like a set list for things that are supposed to be funny.

Newsflash, just come up with them while you're talking.

Just be funny.

Just be funny. Newsflash, just come up with them while you're talking. Just be funny. Just be funny. Which is one of the greatest commands you can ever give anyone when they tell them your comedian. You're a comedian? Why did you tell me a joke? Oh no, I don't really do that. I don't really do that. My jokes aren't really like that. Oh, that's interesting. If I had some coal here and I asked the coal miner to mine it, I'm sure he could.

If I had a fish here and I asked the fishmonger to mong it, I'm sure that he could.

But you aren't able to do your job, which requires nothing.

Right.

It's quite interesting.

One joke he said was very confusing to me and perhaps i'm a bit theologically unsound and maybe you could help me with this he said in the bible it says

mary says that those without sin cast the first stone and everybody dropped their stone. Jesus. Yeah.

Not Mary. Oh, whatever. Yeah, but he took a really long time to set it up. It took a really long time.

It took a really long time. It's like everyone, yeah, everybody knows it. But he was like, explains it at great length

trying to just like set the scene.

It's like, yes, we know the story.

And I'm like, he's about to do an awesome stone, Jesus, something, Joe.

He's about to fucking bring the house down.

At this point, also a CPAC TV starts playing really loud.

And he actually says, oh, it's really distracting being up here. From my explaining about Jesus and the stones. And I'm like, dude, we all love Jesus Christ, the most high. Everyone kept telling me, Jesus lifted me up, too. I heard multiple people have said that this week. Maybe that's something Christian say, I don't know. I think it is, yeah. I'm like, you don't look at it. Right. You should do some other favors for you too.

So then the punchline. The punchline was in the Chinese Bible, the communist Chinese Bible,

Jesus kills his wife. I don't know if that's how it went What I remember him saying was

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