Welcome to the BBC World Service. My name is the Honourable non-stancil Featherbrigg,

live from Windsor Primary reporting on news coming out of Pottington Palace in Brooklyn, New York.

Liz Franzak, Princess of Truonon and Queen of the Poles,

is currently undergoing undisclosed minor abdominal surgery.

She will be back in three years' time and may she rest in peace. Ladies and gentlemen, Gentlemen, Welcome to I'm doing,

I don't even know what I'm doing I'm doing right now.

This is,

I am,

I got to tell you,

I have several times in my life been stranded, lost, out to sea without a paddle.

No wind in my sails.

And often I've been wondering if the problem is me.

And the problem, it turns out, is me.

Because with Liz gone, I am bereft.

I don't know what to do with myself.

My name is Brace Belden.

My name is Liz Franzak.

We're, of course, joined by producer Young Chomsky, and the podcast is called, and right now, Uba, is where I would, I would pause for a second.

And then Liz would fill in the word true and on.

But she is...

Yeah, you're incomplete.

She's no longer with us.

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