Prior to today's episode, Brace, what was your favorite reality show?

My experience with the genre is, as you know, fairly limited.

I've been exposed to road rules and the whatever one Puck was on when I was a child.

Real world, come on.

Real world.

And then we did the Real Housewives episode.

But no, but there's got to be something in between that.

I say this with every ounce of honesty available in my being, tapping and depleting all of my resources.

No. I don't think I watched a single episode, even at the, at someone else's house or anything. Really? And this isn't, I'm not, Survivor. No, never. American Idol. Nope. The Bachelor. Never. The Hills. I didn't, I thought that was an OC-style scripted television show. Well, in some ways it was. Yeah. No, never. But I will say if you want me to...

The apprentice.

No, I didn't.

I lived it.

I lived it.

I was out there living it.

Oh, you lived it?

Well, guess what?

You fired.

Jeffrey Weststein.

However, due to obscure regulations in the great podcast Concordat of 1798, women cannot fire male co-hosts from podcasts unless a, well, a producer-type situation, which we'll get to later in this episode occurs.

Hello, everyone.

I'm loose.

My name is Brace van der Pump.

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