When I was a young boy, growing up in North California, my uncle, who was a rat, was eaten by my family because we had no food to eat due to the fact that our governor was very fat and a communist.

The rat was mostly eaten by a baby who my family also ate.

My other uncle, who was woke, said that we needed to eat that baby because the baby was

not a Democrat. I said that wasn't freedom. He disagreed. We ate the baby in the manner of fat

bastard, a character from a documentary that my other uncle was executed for watching. After eating that baby, we knocked on our neighbor's

door, but we found only rats because our neighbors had been eating for wearing blue jeans.

Then we ate those rats and also a couple other babies we found. When I escaped from North

California, I thought I could find freedom in American universities,

like Arizona State University, where I majored in communications and marketing.

But there, I was indoctrinated with critical race theory.

Wow.

I'm not sure.

Jeffrey. Jeffrey. There is a good Sherey Lepard

There is a

there kind of is an There isn't, there is a girl Rogan, is there?

I'm the girl Rogan.

You are?

There is a girl Rogan.

Her name is Liz.

Hello, Liz.

Oh, well, if you're Joe, then of course me, Lex Friedman, Brace Belden, and with us, of course, on the ones in two. DJ, young Chomsky. Just kidding. He's a synthesizer player. And the podcast is called... It's called Trunon. Hello, everyone. Hello. Wait, I have a question. Uh-huh. I got a couple questions. Okay.

Before this episode, I had actually never listened to Joe Rogan.

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