Ola! This is your captain speaking. Hermannos, my name is Brace, and we are going

down past the Florida Keys to Cuba, where we're going to land our little landing party there,

keyword party, and we are going to, p-pang, kidnap a couple of people,

kill a couple of Soviet soldiers

and whizam get arrested and then

execute it.

Sound good?

Let's do it.

I didn't think I was going to say that, did you?

I didn't think you were going to say that now.

Gotcha.

Let's go to show you.

Jeffrey Lepster. Gotcha. The cold opens have declined precipitously after nine hours of recording about JFK because I no longer find humor in anything.

Hello, everyone. Welcome.

Hi.

Trunon. My name is Liz.

My name is Brace.

We're joined by producer Young Chomsky.

Like I said, this is Trudon.

This is Trudon JFK part three?

Trace.

That's how they would say it in Cuba.

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