What's at by ETFers, ETFiteers, ETF people who own ETFs, beautiful older women who might own a very successful ETF, who are unfairly maligned by a lot of people.

The minute the market starts turning around, maybe things get a little wonky, you abandon the ship. And here's

the thing. My name is Mark Merrin. I am racist. Wait, you know what we do have to say before we

continue? I really, by the way, I want to hear the sausages made. Couldn't think of what to say next. I know. This is what you always do. You just say something crazy. Yeah, well, I'm just saying what you're thinking. I don't think that was that crazy what you said. That's probably true. Everything that's about to be said, by the way, is not financial advice. I forgot that we have to say that. No, we don't. Yes, we do.

No, we don't, because this is financial advice.

No, no, no, no, no.

What I'm about to give you on this episode is financial advice

because I'm a certified financial advisor, certified by the grace of God.

No, we are not financial advisors and nothing we are about to say is financial advice.

Nothing Liz is about to say is financial advice.

But as a Jew, everything I'm about to say is not only financial advice, but sounded financial advice.

Just play it.

Let's get you. Jeffrey Epstein.

Hello, my name is Dr. Jeffrey Epstein. Hello, my name is Darker Lachstead. Hello, my name is Dark Mark Merrin.

And I'm interviewing Adolf Hitler.

You know what?

Here's the thing.

First of all, do people still listen to the podcast?

Does that still exist?

Ours?

No, Marin's podcast. I'm sure they do. He would do at that interview. Hitler? I would, sorry, would you not interview Hitler? I don't think I got anything to ask him. You don't have anything to ask him? What the hell? My whole thing is, dude, how are you still alive? Oh, that's a very good question. Question number one. Also, not intuitive. Not a lot of people would think to ask that one. Also, I would ask him, how's your Spanish been coming along, Argentina all these years? Hmm. Ha, ha, ha. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Bet he doesn't, bet he regrets not being obsequious to Franco now because I could have learned a little beforehand. Hi, my name is Brace. I'm Liz. Hello. We are, of course, joined by producer Young Chomsky. And our guest, Adolf Hitler. Yes. Yes. We were saying the same thing at the same time. Yeah, Hitler's not here.

Yeah. Hitler is, I want to be clear, Hitler is not here. We do, however, have another person that is here.

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