I'm not doing it.

I'm not doing it.

Do it.

No, I'm not doing it.

I love that we both started knowing where we were going with this.

It's the thing is we do this, baby, we do this every time that we have a British person on. And eventually someone's going to actually listen to one of the episodes. Because I just assume when we interview someone, they don't listen to the episode. So they don't hear the mentally ill things that we say at the beginning of it.

What if they hear it and then they go, you know, I got to be on that podcast. Yeah, yeah, maybe. All right, I'm going to, I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. Fuck, I can't do it. I can't. I'm having performance anxiety. Okay, I'm going to do it.

All right.

I'm going to close my eyes and think of England. Eh? I'm rooting a Sheila and the Donnie? That's Australia. I'm getting ready. I'm getting ready. I'm getting ready. That means having sex with a girl in the bathroom, by the way. That's something I learned in Australia. I did not do that, but I learned the phrase in Australian case that ever does happen to you if you're in Warrigal.

British is...

The inquiry... Sorry, my houseboy is here. I must go to the dunny with him.

The inquiry, however, will begin at Queen o'clock.

That's what I call six, because that's when she has supper.

That's, anyway, that's my British accent.

Jefford, Mr. exactly. Jeffrey Lester Come in Jeffrey Lichten Come in

Yeah You know, Jeff, Jack, Jeffray, Xxed. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

The other night.

Oh, no.

Uh-huh.

You know I was watching James Bond the other night?

Uh-huh.

Which one?

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