So how do you go about getting deputized?

Formally or informally?

Well, that's my question.

Is like, who has, like, what's, like, the least amount of effort I have to get, like, put in to get, like, a badge and power of rest?

Oh.

I mean, I can make you one.

Really?

Yeah, sure. Why not? Oh, I would absolutely do that. What do you want it to say? I mean, I can make you one. Really? Yeah, sure.

Why not?

Oh, I would absolutely do that.

What do you want it to say?

I would like it to say deputy.

That's it?

Well, all right, depending on how big the badge is, oversized sheriff badge is fine.

If you could do D-A-U-A-U-S-S-A-Y-U-S-A-Y underscore E-A-H de Gay P-A-P-A-H de Gay P-U-S-I-U-S-Y-E-A-H, de Gay P-U-Sieta. If you could do that, that would be fantastic. Yeah, deputy de gay pussyita. It's an ethnic name.

He's from, uh, he's from like the, the, uh, Romania. Oh my God. I thought it stood for, uh, district attorney pussy eater. Yes, yeah. Well, I was, I was one time me and, uh, fuck, I can't remember who it was, but me and one of the boys were walking in, mission drinking bruskis long time ago, and a guy pulls up on his bike and tries to citizens

arrest us for open containers.

No way.

Yeah, absolutely.

Wait, didn't someone just do a citizen's arrest?

Or like it came out that they, it was like Ted Cruz or someone did a citizen's arrest?

Some fucking wacko like that.

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