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*PREVIEW* Drone Striking the Table of Success feat. Mattie Lubchansky

TRASHFUTURE

TRASHFUTURE

Comedy

4.6851 Ratings

🗓️ 17 August 2023

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

For this week's bonus, our friend Mattie Lubchansky joins us to discuss NYC mayor Eric Adams, a man who claims to have invented the concept of slowly boiling a frog--a man who cannot stop lying about everything, as well as being a paranoid cop. We hope that your haters become your waiters at the table of success. We hope so very much.   Get the full episode on Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/drone-striking-87812377   *STREAM ALERT* Check out our Twitch stream, which airs 9-11 pm UK time every Monday and Thursday, at the following link: https://www.twitch.tv/trashfuturepodcast *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/ *MILO ALERT* Check out Milo’s upcoming live shows here: https://www.miloedwards.co.uk/live-shows Trashfuture are: Riley (@raaleh), Milo (@Milo_Edwards), Hussein (@HKesvani), Nate (@inthesedeserts), and Alice (@AliceAvizandum)

Transcript

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0:00.0

A decade ago, he gave an address to students graduating from Medgar Evans College in Brooklyn,

0:06.0

in which, dispensing with celebration, he told them all to smarten up.

0:11.5

Adams, who at this time drove a BMW convertible and wore a thin strip of mustache,

0:16.3

informed his audience that as a public...

0:18.2

As a public official, he met he met some of quote the most attractive

0:23.0

intelligent ladies in the city and i'm not going to take you anywhere if you've got a tattoo on

0:27.7

your neck with two cherries saying lick me that ain't happening do you see yeah we love we love a man who

0:36.9

like sets clear boundaries.

0:39.7

Yeah, he also, like, loves to at press conferences, like, talk about, like, if he's,

0:44.6

if he's, like, dated someone who used to live near where he's doing the press conference.

0:48.2

He'd be like, I dated somebody by here.

0:51.0

Do you think he really did?

0:52.9

Who knows?

0:54.3

Maybe.

0:54.6

Just like you know that he like fucked back in the day.

0:57.4

Yeah.

0:57.8

But you know they didn't have neck tattoos.

1:00.8

He fucked with in like a classy way.

1:02.9

Very classy.

1:04.2

He took the earing out to denote a serious nature in the fucking.

1:08.9

They would only go for dates at the bank.

1:14.0

I think, honestly, if you were dating Eric Adams and he took you to, like, took you to,

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