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*PREVIEW* Down Terrible (for Saudi Arabia)

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TRASHFUTURE

Comedy

4.6 • 851 Ratings

🗓️ 17 December 2021

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

This week, in the midst of Riley and Milo being struck with covid, we recorded an all-remote episode to discuss some recent Britain news, with a special emphasis on recent leaked texts from Daniel Kawczynski MP in which he's begging for a Saudi consultancy role in order to pay private school fees. There are a lot of other points covered in this episode (like the eternal career of Meg Whitman!) but this part really captures something ineffably British. Hope you enjoy! Get the whole episode on Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/60042586 If you’re in the UK and want to help Afghan refugees and internally displaced people, consider donating to Afghanaid: https://www.afghanaid.org.uk/ *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/ Trashfuture are: Riley (@raaleh), Milo (@Milo_Edwards), Hussein (@HKesvani), Nate (@inthesedeserts), and Alice (@AliceAvizandum)

Transcript

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0:00.0

is Howard Shultz the same guy who gave the infamous speech at a Starbucks about where he compared Starbucks to surviving the Holocaust.

0:22.6

He also ran for president.

0:25.6

Awesome. Awesome dude.

0:28.6

Incredible that this guy was not able to, um, it was not able to persuade some people to just accept a lower wage because like, hey, Starbucks, it's like your uncle. You wouldn't unionize against your uncle.

0:39.6

Is he the one with the hot older wife?

0:41.6

Or am I thinking of a different, like,

0:44.3

zero percent presidential candidate?

0:47.4

If you want to talk about zero percent

0:49.4

presidential candidates, though, do you know

0:51.3

who's the new U.S. ambassador to Kenya?

0:54.3

Oh, fuck, yeah, it's the new U.S. ambassador to Kenya? Uh...

0:55.6

Oh, fuck.

0:56.4

Yeah, it's Meg Whitman.

0:58.0

Yes!

0:59.0

Yes!

1:00.2

Get it, Queen!

1:01.5

Never get a job that you're qualified for.

1:03.8

That is girl boss shit.

1:05.7

She's gonna bring the quibs to Kenya.

1:08.7

She's got to be like a make-a-wish kid or something. Something has to be going on Kenya. She's gotta be like a make a wish kid or so.

1:12.6

Something has to be going on here.

1:14.6

She's going to bring the golden arm to Kenya, to Mombasa.

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