Please raise your right hand and repeat after me.

I, Donald John Trump, do solemnly swear.

I, Donald John Trump, do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute.

Donald Trump was inaugurated as 47th President of the United States on Monday.

Martin Luther King Day, fittingly sworn into office by

Chief Justice John Roberts, who did as much to ensure that this would happen as almost anyone in

government. Also, fittingly, John Roberts will spend the next four years of his life deciding which

of Trump's cruel and probably unlawful whims will be

constitutional and which will not. It's a match made, some might say, in the very belly of

American carnage. Many of these unlawful whims were launched into the world on Monday afternoon in a series of executive orders.

Some were long promised and expected.

The presidential repeal of birthright citizenship.

Some were unpopular, yet still executed.

Mass pardons and commutations of January 6 rioters, including those who committed truly heinous acts of violence.

Some were just stupid, like renaming the Gulf of Mexico, and many related to LGBTQ rights,

asylum, the environment, immigration, career government employees were vicious.

Most were lifted directly from the pages of Project 2025, the owner's manual.

This is all but a taste of what is coming next.

The scales of justice will be rebalanced. The vicious, violent, and unfair weaponization of the Justice Department and our government will end.

But you'll be happy because, you know, it's action, not words that count.

And you're going to see a lot of action on the J-6 House.

I see a lot of them.

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