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TRASHFUTURE

*Preview* Dark Epcot feat. Alex Hudson

TRASHFUTURE

TRASHFUTURE

Comedy

4.7935 Ratings

🗓️ 12 June 2019

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

Metro UK is doing a feature on how the future will be (good? bad?), and in our search to answer that question, we've brought on their deputy editor Alex Hudson ( @alexhuds ) to discuss it. In the future, your boss will watch your irises constantly to see if you're looking at GettingYourDickSucked.com instead of doing your job. It's not looking rosy! If you want to hear the full version of this episode, get it on Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/27413777 *LIVE SHOW ALERT* On June 15, we’ll perform at Wolfson College Bar (Wolfson College, Cambridge CB3 9BB) in Cambridge. The show starts at 8:30 pm, so be there and be ready to hear about Gundams. Tickets are £8 for students and £10 for general admission: https://www.tickettext.co.uk/trashfuture-podcast/trashfuture-live-in-cambridge-15062019/  *COMEDY KLAXON*: Come to Milo’s regular comedy night on June 13 at The Sekforde (34 Sekforde Street London EC1R 0HA), This show also starts at 8 pm and features Milo himself and Ben Pope, with previews of their Edinburgh shows. Tickets are £5—sign up here: https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/edinburgh-previews-ben-pope-and-milo-edwards-tickets-63000380835 If you want to buy one of our recent special-edition phone-cops shirt, shoot us an email at trashfuturepodcast[at]gmail[dot]com and we can post it to you. (£20 for non-patrons, £15 for patrons)

Transcript

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0:00.0

I was just thinking about this when you said about that academic who said that, you know, maybe free will is an illusion.

0:19.7

And it's like, but haven't a philosopher's been saying this for a hundred years?

0:23.0

Like, don't you kind of think that, like, in some ways, like, technology is now getting good enough,

0:27.3

that all it's doing is basically proving the humanities right, which is basically what technology

0:31.5

has been trying not to do for all this time to be like, no, the humanities are stupid.

0:35.8

You should learn about computers, zeros and ones where it's at baby. No one needs to know anything about poetry or like the nature of the human condition. So I was like, whoa, this supercomputer has just told me that like, like, we're not really as free as we think. And like, actually, our actions are kind of determined by our own personality and our surroundings. It's like, yeah, like literally like, fucking philosophers were saying this in 1850. Like, you never read a book. But those philosophers weren't also,

0:59.0

like, you know, they also weren't kind of posting out of context videos from like Ruppley TV

1:04.5

and stuff. They didn't have little scooters. They didn't have hoverboards. Not barely any of them

1:09.2

disrupted those scooters. Yeah. Like I went to any of them disrupted. Those scooters.

1:11.1

Yeah.

1:12.3

Like I went to South By this year.

1:15.3

Those scooters are the worst thing I've ever experienced in my entire life.

1:16.5

They're so horrible.

1:16.9

Anyway, sorry.

1:20.0

My Google Swagway knows just how I like my high tops.

1:23.7

So my, you say Google Swagway?

1:25.6

It was just how you like your high tops. That was one of the worst sentences anyone has ever said. I mean, I did not say that in seriousness

1:30.3

I thought you said your Google sedge way. I said swagway, which I thought was what they call what they call a Segway. There's no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, a Segway is a Segway, but a Swegway is one of those, like, segways. It was like a hoverboard.

1:44.8

Yeah.

1:45.2

That's a Swagway.

1:45.8

Your Google Segway knows exactly how you like your dick sucked.

1:49.8

Exactly.

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