Given that we're tired of all of that.

We've instead watched one of the worst yellow filter for the Middle East, blue filter for America movies ever made in history.

That's right. It's Ridley Scott's 2008 thriller based on a novel, Body of Lies.

Please cue in the Black Hawk Down music here.

It's a two hour long...

It's own brand, Siriana.

I was going to say that it's basically

Siriana meets the Hurt Locker.

Yes. But also with some really...

The Hurt Locker was nothing, if not,

like a masturbatory exercise in location shooting.

And this film is hilarious in the sense

that its Middle East location shooting is quite good, but it's everywhere else location shooting. And this film is hilarious in the sense that its Middle East location

shooting is quite good, but it's everywhere else location shooting is ridiculous because as we

will learn in this as this episode goes on, both Manchester and Amsterdam are actually in Baltimore.

My favorite part of that is something only I would notice. And that in the Amsterdam scene, they literally have just an American fire truck that they've painted the stripes that Dutch fire trucks have on.

You, you, I grew up in little Manchester, Baltimore.

Oh, God, it's too many accents, no more.

So it's a two hour long divorce fantasy.

Oh, and is it ever two fucking hours long?

Based on a fiction novel by Natsack Neocon, CryptoSpoch.

Crypto spook, quote unquote, journalist, David Ignatius.

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