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Pod Damn America

(preview) Che Guevara's Mid Life Crisis

Pod Damn America

Pod Damn America

Comedy

4.3691 Ratings

🗓️ 13 June 2024

⏱️ 2 minutes

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Summary

Jake read the staggering 900 ish page long biography of Che, Che Guevara: A Revolutionary Life by John Lee Anderson, and explains how it's actually about being 37. FULL EP AT PATREON.COM/PODDAMNAMERICA

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0:00.0

He does the craziest fucking thing in the world right here when he leaves for Bolivia,

0:06.5

which is that he doesn't want to be caught when he's traveling.

0:11.1

So he creates a disguise.

0:13.0

And the disguise is he puts some prosthetics like in his cheeks to make him look fatter.

0:17.7

And he wants to make him look self look like he's balding.

0:20.9

So he got, he's this like wants to make him look self look like he's balding. So he got,

0:22.6

he's this like artist to help him and the guy's plucking the hairs out of like the top

0:28.2

of his head.

0:29.0

And he's like,

0:29.6

can't you just shave them,

0:30.5

man?

0:30.8

And he's like,

0:31.2

no,

0:31.6

it doesn't look authentic unless you pull them from the root.

0:36.1

So he fucks himself up and makes him looks like a balding guy with a fat face.

0:41.5

Damn.

0:42.0

And to test his disguise,

0:45.5

he goes and has dinner with his family one last time and has someone bring him

0:49.8

along and introduce him,

0:51.3

has this guy named Ramon.

0:53.2

This is like his fake name for this.

0:55.4

And his children do not know that it's Che.

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