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*Preview* Charles and the Bed-Van feat. Ned Donovan

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TRASHFUTURE

Comedy

4.6851 Ratings

🗓️ 11 November 2018

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

Elon Musk gifted us analytics like Prometheus gifting fire, and as such we've determined that about 40 percent of our audience is American. So, Americans (and others) -- do you want to know about the British royal family? Well, now you can, in detail, as Riley (@raaleh), Milo (@Milo_Edwards), Hussein (@HKesvani),  and Ned Donovan (@Ned_Donovan) discuss the history of Britain's terrible ruling family. This is a good episode to listen to while your valet is relocating your bed to your friends' house. If you want to listen to the full version of this bonus episode, sign up to our Patreon at $5 a month and hear more: https://www.patreon.com/posts/charles-and-bed-22634153 Don’t forget that you can commodify your dissent with a t-shirt from http://www.lilcomrade.com/. Get whichever slogan you want, but get the damn shirts!

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0:00.0

George the fourth was the madness of King George, wasn't he? No, that was his dad.

0:17.8

I was it? Oh, okay. George the third, who went totally mad and started sort of shitting purple.

0:22.8

Ah.

0:23.3

And they were like, actually, maybe this man should not be king.

0:26.4

George, George, the third was just doing a fucking beetroot cleanse.

0:29.7

But his son was quite possibly even worse.

0:32.4

Like, Georgia 3rd wasn't actually, besides the America stuff, was actually pretty sort of mundane.

0:38.7

But George the 4th was sort of weighed about 25 stone. He was thick boy. He was the thick, nor at the size

0:45.8

of this lad, the thick king. But he, he was sort of regent when George's third went mad. But he would

0:54.0

just spend all the country's money on gambling

0:56.3

and building pleasure palaces, like the one in Brighton.

1:00.0

Wasn't he portrayed by Hugh Lorry in Blackadder?

1:02.3

Yes.

1:03.0

Well, hang on.

1:03.4

What actually is a pleasure palace?

1:05.0

Is that as sexy as it sounds?

1:07.1

The Royal Pavilion in Brighton was George the Fourth's sex palace and he would just

1:11.8

had, it was just where he'd sort of brought all his mistresses and they had orgies while he was,

1:16.1

I fucking love this guy. Can we get him on? Like he had a special chair that was like a sex chair.

1:21.2

So like people, so like people were angled in the right way and he could just, he wouldn't have to do anything. So he would just sit on the chair. And there was another, Stephen Seagall of fucking, he just does it all from a chair.

1:33.2

So he just sat on the chair and like, there was another little bit of the chair. Someone could sit

1:37.6

and he just, he just had, he didn't have to move at all. Um, because he, because he weighed about 25 stone. Huge.

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