If you speak Portuguese and you see something about Miguel Aruda, then you say something.

You say something to us because the following was translated by a Portuguese speaking fan on Twitter and sent to us.

And I have been thinking about it for a couple of days.

Because of course, at the beginning of the show, we have to introduce Miguel Aruta, the officially

endorsed Portuguese politician of the podcast, the Portuguese guy with the royal warrant that we

gave to as our official Portuguese politician. He's joining the likes of Greg Stuby, Matt Hancock,

as people we endorse unironically and want to form a political party as all of them,

a global political party.

He was caught using the Portuguese parliament's post office to sell all of his ill-gotten luggage

gains.

Like, at work?

The reason for this is that he was able to save several cents per stamp.

I mean, we found one government employee who knows how to save money.

Appoint this man to the head of Doe.

Portuguese Doge.

Portuguese water doge.

I mean, Portuguese is just an inherently funny language,

and I mean no disrespect to Portuguese people or Lusophones.

But what I'm saying is that when Jaird Bolsonaroaro is an insane person, but him posting OKA um golden shower is just

extremely funny, something about like the just the syntax of it or the fact that I mean, uh, racism

in Portuguese is I believe O racismo and it's just something funny it's like an invocation it's like oh racism like there's

something oh Oresismo

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