I genuinely believe that we are witnessing the first Protestant canonization right now.

This is, Charlie Kirk is going to be the first Protestant saint.

And that's why Elder Talk 11, when he went and like, when he was done making kissy faces at the camera, at the cameras, there's been a shooting.

And then pausing and going on the camera and then turning his cap around.

He ran over and grabbed a bunch of merch from the table.

And it's like, that's the smartest possible thing you can do.

Because you're going to be able to take this to like gigantic bass pro shops and stuff

and be like, you can have a piece of this true, are you triggered to her 2025, change my mind,

T-shirt that you can display in a box in your parking lot?

Is it, am I, am I, listen, you can get the lawyers on this, but am I allowed to say that it's

conceptually one of the funniest things to have ever happened to get nailed through the side of

the neck from 200 yards away?

In the middle of a point where you try to pivot from

transphobia to racism, under a, like, a marquee that says, prove me wrong on every side of

it repeatedly.

I think specifically that he was specifically at that moment defending gun violence.

He was, yeah.

That is at least ironic.

He died doing what he loved. I mean, he famously, famously said that gun violence. He was, yeah. That is at least ironic. He died doing what he loved. I mean, he famously

said that gun violence is a necessary, like a sad necessity of this world. So it's like he should

stand by what happened. Like theoretically, he should be like everyone in his orbit should be okay

with that because it's a consequence of the

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