I wanted to reassure Nate that Nate, you're not the only American who's ever attempted

to understand Mr. Blobby.

You're not alone here.

And I would like to read you this article from the New York Times in 1994.

There's just, there's a lot of perfect sentences in here.

And I'd just like them to just wash over us all.

Americans may ooh and are over Anthony Hopkins and Emma Thompson.

The British prefer Mr. Blobby.

Seven feet tall and shaped like a bowling pin, Mr. Blobby began his life as a doodle.

He was intended as a minor ephemeral character on a BBC show called Noel's House Party.

Now he enjoys all the perks and anxieties of a media superstar.

There are Blobby videos and Blobby mugs, blobby keychains and blobby dolls.

Blobby has a hit single appropriately titled Mr Blobby, which became Britain's number

one song during Christmas.

There are licensed Blobby impersonators who draw adoring crowds wherever they appear.

There are even blobby scandals.

The latest involves a six-year-old girl, an outraged father, and a squished blobby-shaped

birthday cake.

It's an impressive achievement for a character whose entire vocabulary consists of

blobby, blobby, blobby, blobby.

Mr. Blobby or Blobby to hisby Blobby Mr. Blobby

or Blobby to his

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