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*PREVIEW* Britainology 30: Homes Under the Hammer (feat. Alice Caldwell-Kelly)

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TRASHFUTURE

Comedy

4.6851 Ratings

🗓️ 15 January 2022

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

Milo subjects Nate to yet another property-themed British TV show, except this one is about people buying derelict homes at auction and renovating them in order to (in most cases) rent them out at huge markup. We brought on Alice Caldwell-Kelly, who described this show as 'like a nature documentary about parasites,' and we have a delightful time. Get the whole episode on Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/61171998 If you’re in the UK and want to help Afghan refugees and internally displaced people, consider donating to Afghanaid: https://www.afghanaid.org.uk/ *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/ Trashfuture are: Riley (@raaleh), Milo (@Milo_Edwards), Hussein (@HKesvani), Nate (@inthesedeserts), and Alice (@AliceAvizandum)

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0:00.0

Although it's funny because the second guy, I don't know if we can move on, or we're going to keep talking about this property,

0:04.7

but the second guy basically looks like if you made Rob Halford dress business casual, like it's the strangest thing, like genuinely, total bas, bald, but wearing like jeans and a like a plaid shirt tucked into jeans with a belt and a big black

0:23.1

down vest. And he has a large ear in one, in one ear. And like I said, I just, I'm not going to go

0:29.5

so far as to say gay dad, but like he basically looks like, yeah, like what if Rob Halford was

0:34.4

your landlord and had to dress like. It was a curious one. I clogged that.

0:37.6

I was like, huh?

0:39.3

Yeah.

0:39.8

So, I mean, he seemed like a, like a, like a, I'll put it this way.

0:43.7

I think I would rather have guy with the, with the down vest as my landlord than,

0:48.1

like you said, Ray from EastEnders.

0:50.1

But both of them, yeah, like you said, had this.

0:53.0

They were in trades in some capacity.

0:55.1

One guy was a mechanical or a motor engineer.

0:57.2

The other one, you know, was a bit was a retired, semi-retired builder.

1:00.1

But was also now, crucially, a seafood restaurateur.

1:04.2

No, exploration was ever made.

1:06.4

No, he just owns a seafood restaurant.

1:08.7

Just imagine Riley at this guy's restaurant.

1:10.7

He fishes off the enormous pier in Eirith, and he sells it.

1:13.3

And it's like small plates, restaurants love that show.

1:15.5

I'm having a Thamesmead oyster.

1:18.0

Exactly.

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