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*PREVIEW* Britainology 22: Grand Designs (feat. Alice Caldwell-Kelly)

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Comedy

4.6 • 851 Ratings

🗓️ 28 August 2021

⏱️ 11 minutes

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Summary

This week, Alice joins Nate and Milo to discuss the British reality TV show 'Grand Designs,' in which insane people decide to sacrifice it all to build the house of their dreams. Does it sometimes go okay? Sure. But most of the time, it's a slow-motion wreck with dyspeptic commentary from what we might describe as architecture Jeremy Clarkson. Enjoy! Get the full episode on the $10 tier here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/55341043 Our Falklands episode of Britainology has been unlocked to the free feed -- get it here: https://trashfuturepodcast.podbean.com/e/unlocked-britainology-7-the-falklands-war/ And check out our Kray Twins episode of Britainology, which has been unlocked to the $5 tier: https://www.patreon.com/posts/50625372 *TF LIVE SHOW ALERT* We have a live show in London on September 1! Patrons have a discount so check the posts if you are a subscriber! https://www.trashfuture.co.uk/event-details/trashfuture-live-at-vauxhall-comedy-club-1-9-21 *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/ Trashfuture are: Riley (@raaleh), Milo (@Milo_Edwards), Hussein (@HKesvani), Nate (@inthesedeserts), and Alice (@AliceAvizandum)

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0:00.0

Hello, Trash Tutor listeners. Just a quick heads up about Britonology. This is a preview of this

0:04.6

month's second Britonology, which is available on the $10 tier. However, for $5 a month subscribers,

0:10.8

we've unlocked one of our previous second episodes, this one about the Cray Twins to the $5

0:16.5

tier that's available at a link in the show notes. In addition, our episode about the Falklands

0:22.2

is now unlocked on the main feed. So even if you are not a Patreon subscriber, you can enjoy

0:27.2

that. I will also link to that in the show notes for this preview. Hope you enjoy and thank you

0:32.0

for being a trash future listener. So he's married, his wife is very long suffering, his wife's name Hazel.

0:40.1

She's like, one of these jobs that doesn't sound real, she's like a product buyer or something.

0:46.3

That's cool being a woman.

0:48.3

Aren't we all?

0:49.3

AP shopping.

0:51.3

My official job is that I be shopping.

0:56.5

And they're two daughters.

0:58.3

And they're gonna...

0:58.8

They've moved from London to North Devon, where they've bought a 1950s house that looks a bit shit and a bit windwept.

1:09.3

Yeah.

1:09.4

On a cliff.

1:13.3

Like, fully on a cliff overlooking the ocean.

1:17.9

Yeah, this is very like, you know, they're going to spend 20 years finishing a house,

1:20.4

which will then be destroyed by climate change.

1:22.2

It's like, it's a powerful energy.

1:22.8

Yes.

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