*PREVIEW* Britainology 13: The Big Night Out feat. Tom Usher
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4.7 • 935 Ratings
🗓️ 29 March 2021
⏱️ 11 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | One of the girls on her football team, like they were on a night out and some girl |
| 0:19.8 | like looked at her the wrong way and she threw her through the window of a wimpy bar. |
| 0:23.9 | That's some fucking deep Britain shit. |
| 0:27.1 | I've never seen that. |
| 0:28.4 | That sounds like the most Britain thing of all time getting thrown through a wimpy bar. |
| 0:31.8 | Yeah, living in Moscow, I think, like, people assume that it's like super like scary or whatever and it's like no one gets into fights in |
| 0:38.4 | Moscow because no one knows who has a G-wagon for the Chechens around the corner like guys |
| 0:43.3 | will like front it out with you but like they're never going to swing at you because they just |
| 0:47.4 | don't fucking know like yeah whereas in Britain everyone knows no one's got any fucking boys that's |
| 0:53.3 | that's weirdly actually kind of the basis of why probably of our whole nightlife structure |
| 0:58.1 | where we know no one's got a gun. |
| 1:00.6 | We know no one's really that hard. |
| 1:02.3 | It's soft play for adults. |
| 1:03.3 | It is though not. |
| 1:04.0 | We know no one's really got a gang. |
| 1:05.9 | Like obviously, you know, sometimes you might bump into a odd dude and you're unlucky and you get fucked over. |
| 1:14.6 | But really, nine times out of ten, you can just start a fight with some random cunt. |
| 1:17.2 | You can just get beating up or he gets beaten up. |
| 1:20.5 | Your girlfriend can just like spill a drink or whoever the fuck it is. |
| 1:21.4 | And it's going to be calm. |
| 1:22.4 | You're all going to go home. |
| 1:23.7 | The police aren't even going to get involved. |
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