PREVIEW: Britain’s Most Controversial Pool and Spa Complex

TRASHFUTURE

Comedy

4.7 • 935 Ratings

🗓️ 19 October 2023

⏱️ 10 minutes

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At a country's darkest hour, a hero will emerge. Then he will die immediately of the novel coronavirus after going on holiday. Then his feckless idiot children will build a "controversial spa" in his name. It's the denouement of the Captain Tom saga. Also, we look into the domestic/UK dimension of Israel's attack on Gaza, and think about how the state and press will gleefully make one another even more dangerously deranged. If you want access to our Patreon bonus episodes, early releases of free episodes, and powerful Discord server, sign up here: https://www.patreon.com/trashfuture Donate to Medical Aid for Palestinians here! https://www.map.org.uk/ *STREAM ALERT* Check out our Twitch stream, which airs 9-11 pm UK time every Monday and Thursday, at the following link: https://www.twitch.tv/trashfuturepodcast*WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/*MILO ALERT* Check out Milo’s upcoming live shows here: https://www.miloedwards.co.uk/live-showsTrashfuture are: Riley (@raaleh), Milo (@Milo_Edwards), Hussein (@HKesvani), Nate (@inthesedeserts), and Alice (@AliceAvizandum)

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0:00.0	This is all coming up because a film about Captain Tom, which we will certainly be watching on it for this show,
0:06.7	has been delayed after a producer revealed, and this is all from like Sky News and talk TV and stuff,
0:14.0	that Captain Sir Tom Moore's daughter has admitted to pocketing 800,000 pounds from books written by the veteran.
0:22.6	Hell yes, girl boss.
0:24.6	I have a number of questions.
0:27.5	First of all, I was aware, of course, as a, you know, as a devotee, as a follower, of the
0:32.7	act of Captain Tom.
0:34.9	Nowhere in that list, do I recall writing a book, let alone multiple books.
0:40.3	Like, unless he was like writing them on the walk, these books didn't really figure in my
0:47.3	memory of him.
0:48.3	I think they may have been ghosted slightly.
0:50.3	Yeah, possibly, as he knows.
0:53.3	But like, they had enough of an impact to have had like 800,000 pounds in revenue.
1:04.5	No, that's a royalties.
1:06.9	That's a royalties.
1:08.0	To be pocketed in the first place. That's, that's amazing.
1:11.6	Like, who the fuck was buying these?
1:14.6	Like, who was, what were they?
1:16.6	Who was, who was reading them?
1:18.6	You know?
1:19.6	Alice, I can tell you.
1:20.6	They were Captain Tom's life lessons.
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