Some of our landings were desperate adventures. We are now prepared to meet the inevitable counter-attacks with power and with confidence. I'm The My name is Gary Butterfield.

My name is Cole Ross.

And you're listening to Bonfire side chat.

It is a penitent favorite.

And this week we are beginning our discussion of blasphemous, which is a Metroidvania game,

developed by The Game Kitchen and released in 2019 for PC and modern systems.

Yep.

And I promise every time I read The Game Kitchen, I want to do a little bit of free verse from Ignition Remix. But I won't because that's a pedophile who likes to pee on kids. Yeah. Yeah. Likes to piss on them. We just need to let that one leave the bloodstream. Yeah. No more. Yep. Just got to get all the R.

Calicules out of the blood. I've been tested for positive for our calicules because I think that song is a bop, but I have to get it out of my system because he is grotesque. Yes. And he's using urine. Yeah. For evil. Huh. For evil. Yeah. That's one of the worst uses for urine, you know?

Yeah, no, it's as opposed to neutral

which is i imagine what most what most people do with it um good you know hey gary hey gary how can you

use urine for good uh you could freeze it and turn into a weapon and fight your enemies okay all right

okay yeah you can put out of Yeah. But only have you cared about the person who was on fire. You could piss in the eye of God. Segway King. Segway, king. Segway Lord. It's not solving the problem if it's the problem you also created is the thing.

Still solving the problem.

Okay.

Like, you can create a problem and solve it. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you get less credit, but you can still solve the problem. Right. Yeah. If I write two plus two on a piece of paper, you can still solve that problem. I wrote it. Yeah. No, no, okay. Anywho. Anyway.

This is the beginning of three parts on Blasphemus.

We're doing the same basic structure as death scam bat for this one because there's a lot to talk about here. And, you know, for what we're doing next, we haven't totally decided, but we're going to put up a poll on the Patreon. Yeah, yeah. So keep an eye on that. We're spoiled for choice. Absolutely. Yeah. So I'm thinking that you'll put like surge and Ash in and maybe Daughters of Ash on there as stuff to cover. And again, we don't know how far we'll get Daughters of Ash. Right. Anywho, the Game Kitchen is mostly known for creating The Last Door, which is a short series of horror adventure games on PC.

They're incredible.

They've been favorites of mine for a while.

Incredibly good.

I streamed the first season.

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