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*PREVIEW* Balthasar Speedboat XI feat Phoebe Roy and Olga Koch

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Comedy

4.6 • 851 Ratings

🗓️ 8 April 2021

⏱️ 11 minutes

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Summary

You asked for it, you got it, and now you get to hear an episode of Balthasar primarily concerned with a 2010s-era nightclub in Toronto whose primary selling point was its luxurious women's toilets. Enjoy! Get the whole thing on Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/49762393 We support the London Renters Union, which helps people defeat their slumlords and avoid eviction. If you want to support them as well, you can here: https://londonrentersunion.org/donate Here's a central location to donate to bail funds across the US to help people held under America's utterly inhumane system: https://bailproject.org/?form=donate *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/ Trashfuture are: Riley (@raaleh), Milo (@Milo_Edwards), Hussein (@HKesvani), Nate (@inthesedeserts), and Alice (@AliceAvizandum)

Transcript

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0:00.0

This is London Nightclub boasts two and a half upscale floors with a long list of amenities that includes a show-stopping ladies' room

0:22.2

fit for a princess.

0:25.7

Ladies' room, is that like a toilet

0:27.6

or like a room for the ladies?

0:29.5

I think it's a toilet.

0:31.2

That's the number one on the list.

0:32.6

Well, that's a women's space.

0:35.8

We want to keep other people out of it.

0:38.2

To be fair.

0:40.1

To be fair, it's fitting that a club called This Is London in Toronto would really emphasize how good their women's bathroom is.

0:47.8

You know, ladies be shitting in this club.

0:51.1

If you want to take a shit, come to This is London.

0:54.2

Well, you can't because it's closed now.

0:55.5

Unlimited toilet paper.

0:59.5

And the thing is that their last poster is Smyranoff presents This is Christmas, Saturday, December 22nd, 2012.

1:09.5

So this is...

1:10.2

Wow, it's been closed a while.

1:12.1

Long closed club.

1:14.2

Yeah, that's right.

1:16.4

Music by Joe Ghost in four corners.

1:19.4

There's something deeply haunting about that poster.

1:20.4

That's why it's Joe Ghost. It's a really kind of, that's a real, that's a real kind of artifact, isn't it?

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