PREVIEW: Balthasar Speedboat, Vernon Kay Edition

TRASHFUTURE

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4.6 • 851 Ratings

🗓️ 28 September 2023

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Phoebe Roy and Luke Chilton join Riley and Milo to discuss, among other things, the "Personal Life" section of Vernon Kay's wikipedia page. If you want access to our Patreon bonus episodes, early releases of free episodes, and powerful Discord server, sign up here: https://www.patreon.com/trashfuture *STREAM ALERT* Check out our Twitch stream, which airs 9-11 pm UK time every Monday and Thursday, at the following link: https://www.twitch.tv/trashfuturepodcast*WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/*MILO ALERT* Check out Milo’s upcoming live shows here: https://www.miloedwards.co.uk/live-showsTrashfuture are: Riley (@raaleh), Milo (@Milo_Edwards), Hussein (@HKesvani), Nate (@inthesedeserts), and Alice (@AliceAvizandum)

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0:00.0	much more annoying stuff about Vernon K. But what specifically is High Street Honey's? Is that
0:04.5	just like, here's a woman from this town? Basically, yes. Yeah, that's literally what it is.
0:10.9	It was an annual competition for the hottest non-professionally hot woman in the country that was
0:16.3	run by FHM magazine. It's like the amateur category in pornography. Yeah, exactly. Yeah.
0:21.1	In print media.
0:22.1	Print media.
0:23.1	And that's why it's such a time capsule because print is dead.
0:26.6	Yeah.
0:27.6	Yeah.
0:28.6	But they, but...
0:29.6	Can't be a page three girl these days.
0:31.6	There's no pages.
0:32.6	Well, you have to be a Google page three girl.
0:35.6	You're just tangentially related to whatever the thing is.
0:38.2	You just got to scroll down.
0:39.3	That's a terrible place to be in third in the search bar of Google.
0:43.3	Yeah, yeah.
0:44.3	That's like, that's like, that's small.
0:46.3	It's coming up with like one, two, three movies, X.
0:49.3	Yeah, that's small time, that's small time behavior if you're on page three of Google, I reckon.
0:55.1	One, two, three porn movies where it's been like filmed from the back of the porn cinema.
0:59.4	It's slightly wonky.
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