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*PREVIEW* Balthasar Speedboat v.2.0 feat Nish Kumar and Olga Koch

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TRASHFUTURE

Comedy

4.6851 Ratings

🗓️ 15 July 2021

⏱️ 11 minutes

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Summary

All riffs, no plot, no prior planning, and a long digression about a dog with a huge dick. It's Balthasar Speedboat yet again, this time featuring Riley, Milo, Olga, and friend of the show Nish Kumar. You will enjoy it! And you will learn a lot about Canadian malls. Get the full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/53697681 Please consider donating to charities helping Palestinian people here: https://www.islamic-relief.org.uk/palestine-emergency-appeal/?gclid=EAIaIQobChMI3oja5NbR8AIVSOmyCh2LdQ9rEAAYAiAAEgKM9PD_BwE and here: https://www.grassrootsalquds.net/ *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/ Trashfuture are: Riley (@raaleh), Milo (@Milo_Edwards), Hussein (@HKesvani), Nate (@inthesedeserts), and Alice (@AliceAvizandum)

Transcript

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0:00.0

When there's a lot of smoking a cigar sat in my dog pornography studio.

0:20.9

They're like, someone's got to do it.

0:22.3

You're on Dragon's Dead.

0:23.9

Do you think if there wasn't me, there wouldn't be someone else making this dog pornography?

0:28.7

Well, it's important for dog breeders to make sure that like the dogs are always excited

0:32.7

and ready.

0:33.2

That's actually, interestingly, it was the freeholder of Soho is a dog pornographer.

0:39.6

What?

0:40.8

Please expand on what you just said.

0:42.4

No, it's like, the freeholder of Soho, like, was a family who was like a porn...

0:45.9

I don't think it was...

0:46.4

They were a dog pornographer.

0:47.7

No.

0:48.1

I really hope that this doesn't do this.

0:49.3

They were into a variety of species.

0:51.2

Yeah, human mainly.

0:52.6

Yeah. Good old human porn.

0:57.0

My favorite genre.

0:59.6

It's a bit derivative, but mass market.

1:02.5

It's time for to go for human yet again.

1:06.8

You know, it's that the freehold of Soho was bought up by, like, one of the sort of porn kings that Guy Ritchie would sort of base like his villains on, right?

1:17.9

Mm-hmm.

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