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*PREVIEW* Balthasar Speedboat: Omega (feat. Alex Kealy)

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TRASHFUTURE

Comedy

4.6851 Ratings

🗓️ 24 March 2023

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

Milo and Riley are joined by Alex Kealy to discuss pure riffs. To include: the absolute worst-case scenario for trying to steal antique silverware from a National Trust home. Hope you enjoy! Check out Alex's work here: https://www.alexkealy.comGet the whole episode on Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/80406646   *STREAM ALERT* Check out our Twitch stream, which airs 9-11 pm UK time every Monday and Thursday, at the following link: https://www.twitch.tv/trashfuturepodcast *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/ *MILO ALERT* Check out Milo’s upcoming live shows here: https://www.miloedwards.co.uk/live-shows and check out a recording of Milo’s special PINDOS available on YouTube here! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRI7uwTPJtg Trashfuture are: Riley (@raaleh), Milo (@Milo_Edwards), Hussein (@HKesvani), Nate (@inthesedeserts), and Alice (@AliceAvizandum)

Transcript

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0:00.0

To be fair, in a perverse way, it makes sense because, again, if you want to go to a ray for 12 hours, but you have a job, you can't very well go all night.

0:08.0

Or you're just, even if it's on Saturday night, you're still going to fuck yourself.

0:10.8

But this enables you to kind of keep your sleeping schedule if you can be sober enough by half midnight to like go to bed.

0:17.6

Which is a big ask, but it's in theory possible. So it's catering for the

0:21.6

weeknight consulting job crowd. I think it's a good one, but the thing is that one also is

0:29.9

like, you can't get a ticket, you just have to queue up and then like they either let you in

0:35.1

or they don't. They mostly do, but some of their Instagram posts are a little bit more like,

0:40.1

we reserve the right to not let everybody in.

0:42.8

So I think if three people showed up and we're like, we're here for podcast related information.

0:48.3

We're here as part of a podcast.

0:50.3

So you're saying that we, you know, we need to find about three or four groups of cool people

0:55.3

that then seed each one of us in like sort of rotten apps.

0:58.2

You need to get against it.

0:59.2

It's been an overall good apple.

1:00.5

Yeah.

1:00.9

That will, the batch will overall pass.

1:02.8

You and Ivo need to look as gay as possible.

1:05.4

Okay.

1:06.0

And then you'll be fine.

1:07.4

Yeah. And then the sort of visual joke here would be like holding up two pictures of me

1:12.2

and the supposedly gayified version of me.

1:15.4

And it's the same theater thing, right?

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