Long time listeners to this show will know that I'm obsessed with Australian Border Patrol, the TV show, because they often have it on at the gym.

And I just enjoy how, like, low stakes it is.

But from both sides, because they're often just being like, well, we're going to search this man because he's Asian.

That's, we've established that he's Asian, so that does qualify for a search.

And they're searching the guy.

And then like, but then also just...

Pay this man into Asian storage, please.

But then also, like, the things that these usually Asian people that they search

are trying to bring into Australia that are illegal are also things which are like not worth smuggling.

Like, it always be like a guy who has a suitcase full of coriander.

Yeah.

And then they're like, well, this isn't like,

and it's not like you've got a brick of cocaine.

Like this isn't a criminal offense,

but you're not allowed to bring this into Australia.

So we'll have to confiscate this.

And then then otherwise you're free to go.

And then he's like, no, I want my coriander. And they're like, yeah, you can't. We can't let you into Australia with the coriander.

And he's like, yeah, but I brought that to enjoy while I'm in Australia.

And it's like, you can buy coriander.

Why are you arguing the point?

Do you want to get into Australia or not?

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