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*PREVIEW* Balthasar Speedboat Down Under feat. Plumbing the Death Star

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TRASHFUTURE

Comedy

4.6 • 851 Ratings

🗓️ 9 June 2022

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

We're back with pure riffs and no topic, and we're joined by Joel, Joel, and Jackson from the popular Australian podcast Plumbing the Death Star. We recorded this back in March and now it's out. Please enjoy us rejoicing in the class system of car park sausages in Australia, the wonder of Bob Katter pointing a gun at a knife, and a story about a little boy who wanted a pet pig. Get the whole episode on Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/67525447 *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/ Trashfuture are: Riley (@raaleh), Milo (@Milo_Edwards), Hussein (@HKesvani), Nate (@inthesedeserts), and Alice (@AliceAvizandum)

Transcript

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0:00.0

A guy used to work for the queen, and he would feed the corgi's booze because he liked how they waddled when they were drunk.

0:07.7

And he got fired because, you know, don't feed corgis.

0:10.7

Oh, yeah, the Duke of Edinburgh.

0:12.1

Yeah.

0:12.7

Was that a true story or just someone, someone lied to me about?

0:17.1

I honestly couldn't tell you.

0:18.9

And, look, frankly, as an Australian, any fucked up

0:21.5

story about the royal family, I'm just like, yeah, that's probably... Yeah, anything, anything

0:24.5

depraved about the royal family, my default setting is to believe it. My absolute favorite

0:28.9

shit is that thing they released a few years ago where it was like Princess Margaret's daily

0:33.4

schedules. This is like the Queen's sister who died like 30 years ago or whatever. And she had like nothing to do.

0:38.7

She was just like in her early life.

0:40.2

She was just like a slut and never got married.

0:42.1

It was just like renowned for just like fucking all of her friends husbands and like all

0:46.4

this kind of stuff and was kind of like kind of just gently shunted to one side of

0:50.4

like rural family life.

0:52.6

And and so then in like in sort of in middle age,

0:55.1

she would just like hang out with the queen mother all day.

0:58.0

And they would just fucking hit the source

1:00.3

at like 11 o'clock in the morning.

1:02.2

Like wake up at 10.

1:03.7

Like she's given a bath and dressed.

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