PREVIEW: Assigned Mayor at Birth (ft. Mattie Lubchansky)

TRASHFUTURE

Comedy

4.6 • 851 Ratings

🗓️ 4 April 2024

⏱️ 12 minutes

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Summary

In this Patreon episode, resident Eric Adams expert Mattie Lubchansky joins the gang to discuss Adams and his loyal retainers, his plans to use an AI system that doesn't work to fight a non existent subway cirme problem, and how he tried to win an argument he had on the radio by getting baptised in prison by Al Sharpton. Then, we talk about the other countries that own England's water supply going on strike until the fat cat public coughs up double their bills, and then an article where a certain Viscount Runciman remembers how Liz Truss is a lot like another politician some of us remember. https://www.patreon.com/posts/101694776?pr=true

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0:00.0	Yeah, most people don't understand, and I'm glad that New York City finally has a mayor
0:04.5	that understands this, but water has a memory and...
0:08.7	It's time that New York City had a mayor that understood that the body keeps the
0:14.2	skull, right?
0:15.2	Right.
0:16.2	Yeah.
0:17.2	So, if we're all done, please love bombing and trauma dumping on Eric Adams.
0:24.4	I am very pleased to welcome Maddie back to the show.
0:27.4	It's always a great time when they're here.
0:28.7	I'm thrilled to be here.
0:29.8	Literally, like, three days ago, someone on my Instagram comments was like, when do you
0:34.9	go back on Trash Future?
0:36.6	And I have responded literally the
0:38.0	second Eric Adams does something that warrants it. And then like seven things happened.
0:44.0	And Riley just messaged me on Friday being like, you know what's up. No other details.
0:51.4	You just have a pager. We just give you a pageager, it just goes off. Basically, you have to clear.
0:55.0	Just shining the big Eric Adams signal into the sky.
0:59.0	What would the Eric Adams symbol be?
1:02.0	That is...
1:03.0	Big NYPD crests, like over the night sky, you know?
1:07.0	No, it would be some pants being pulled up.
1:10.0	Yeah, it's him wearing a special kind of hat,
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