Hi, this is Justin the Clue. Just wanted to remind people that are not Patreon subscribers that you're missing out on all the best stuff.

Because in the last month, we talked about such things as rebirth of Mothra, a KJU film that me and Will had not seen.

Who's Mothra for people that don't know, Will?

Mothra is one of Godzilla's greatest friends slash foes.

Mothra is a giant moth.

Looks kind of more like a butterfly than a moth, I would say.

But canonically is a moth.

Fuzzy, lovable, and it's the one staple in the Godzilla franchise

that as a kid, you're like, why? I don't like this.

We also talked about our time at the Nitrate Film Festival, which logically led to a discussion

about the genitalia of Porky Pig.

Porky doesn't have a penis.

That's right. He's a pig.

Yeah. The pigs don't have penises. Well, this pig doesn't. Yeah. They cut it off. Do you know how they would castrate animals on the farm? Back when... No, I know that. We had a long discussion about the comedian Andrew Dice Clay, our weird fascination with him and his big budget Hollywood blockbuster, The Adventures of Ford Fairlane.

Little Miss Muffet sat on the stuff that a spider came over and she blew him.

Oh, man, it's the dice man.

Justin, you ever had a time when you're in bed with the woman?

And she says the, uh, can we cuddle?

And you say, wait, is Pauly Shore here as well?

Get out.

Ah, man, Andrew Dice Clay.

He lasted two whole decades in the comedy scene, 1989 and 1990.

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