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Yeah, the most erotic thing I've ever seen in my life was I woke up in West Hollywood when I lived there with the TV on and it was Sunday morning tennis and it was Anna Kornicova and Maria Sharapova. Different heard this story before.

And I was like, those are the two hottest chicks ever seen my fucking life.

And every hit was, uh, uh, and it was overtly sexual and I was mesmerized. You know what let me start over.

No I like no do not okay okay okay.

Do not Michael I think I'll just ponder my 1935 dollar tooth bill.

Yeah, it's been a rough year.

It's been a rough year for the old teeth for me as well.

It's brutal man.

I wish we had insurance for our teeth. I got insurance.

That's the comedy here. It's a $5,000 with insurance.

Tooth insurance is a. I got PPO insurance. So it's like the best insurance you can get.

I got it on purpose.

I got to figure that shit out man.

Well you got to do is you got to San Diego all the time.

He's just go to Tijuana.

So my dad used to do and now he goes to my ultra-expensive dentists in Tijuana.

I had to drive to San Diego for this tooth shit. now he goes to my ultra expensive dentist in Tijuana.

I had to drive to San Diego for this tooth shit yesterday.

That was, you know, I bolted out of my meeting, went to my dentist.

He's closed on Tuesdays and I just kept on going. My route canal was like 1,300 and that was with insurance.

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