So the first thing I would say is, like, John Cleese, have a little dignity.

Like, do you realize who you are?

Yeah, you don't need to talk to Rob Schneider.

Surely a better comedian will hang out with you.

But anyway, Rob Schneider is there, and Rob Schneider is wearing, like, the most ridiculous

tryhard, 55-year-old guy trying to look 30 outfit with his little chappo and his little jacket.

I don't feel bad being mean about Rob Schneider because he's a piece oh shit.

Yeah, he sucks.

But the way the conversation was structured or not structured was amazing because there's no

introduction, there's no outro, there's no like, well, my guest today is

Rob Schneider or- He got canceled over X, Y, Z. There's none of that. It makes you realize, like,

how little you need to do and how important that little is. Like, all you need is to say, well,

you may know Rob Schneider from being on Saturday Night Live. You may know him from Deuce Bigelow, male Gigolo. You may not have thought of him in a while, because why would you?

But, you know, he actually has some interesting things to say. Here's my friend Rob Schneider.

How do they even know each other? That would be nice. Where did they meet? Just basic, build some rapport. Yeah. You know? A few discussion points would be good. Like a few, like, one of the

contours, why Rob Schneider, why now? Pretty much anything can actually pass the why now test if you

think about it for two seconds. Can I just say, Rob Schneider should be in the Hague for the way he's

dressed here. Yeah, yeah. It the way he's dressed here.

Yeah, yeah.

It's like he's wearing like a fedora and some kind of like thing that looks like it has

elbow patches.

It's this sort of middle-aged guy, try hard, sophisticate bullshit.

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