At the tavern, Darth Vader is drinking a beer. Dr. Strange is playing pool.

Elsa is creating some ice in a bucket that a Fantasia's broom is filling with beer while Buzz Lightyear and the Mandalorian are having an arm wrestling contest.

The Buzz loses and Moe thinks that Donald Duck is choking, so Barney tries to do a heimlich maneuver on him.

And in the bathroom, Cinderella is hooking up with Don

Knott's from the Apple Dumpling gang while Dick Van Dyke as Burt watches. At the table,

Homer and Goofy are discussing while Happy is complaining how the party stinks before complaining

to Grumpy, And they get divided,

so those are from the Snow White and the Seven Dwar's. And they get divided by Lisa, who comes to

the tavern to collect Homer, who gets his beer stuck by BB 80, who gets his beer struck by

BB8. Oh, I love BB8. My favorite character, BB8. Don't you love them, folks? BB8.

Lisa then cheers the place up with a song about Disney Plus.

Now, I'm going to pause here.

This is the main thing that this so-called animated short does.

I just want to read you the lyrics here.

This has to be heard to be believed.

I don't think I've ever encountered an example of this kind of in-your-face,

post-post-post-post-ironic corporate self-awareness that is this insidious, this heinous.

Lisa sings, streaming's a dream for Disney, all content in one place. It's beamed all over the planet

and into outer space. If your kids are driving you crazy

and trust them to the TV,

you'll never find a sitter for our low monthly fee.

Killer, killer, shooter in the head.

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