Pretty Little Episode #82
Handsome
Headgum
4.9 • 14.1K Ratings
🗓️ 13 March 2026
⏱️ 26 minutes
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Summary
Mae and Fortune put together a comedy roast roster and indulge in some conspiratorial thinking on a Pretty Little Episode that will have you saying "the Handsome is out there"! Don't forget to get tickets to our May 4 Live Show in LA!
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| 0:00.0 | This is a headgum podcast. |
| 0:04.8 | Checking Allstate First could save you hundreds on car insurance. That's smart. Not checking that you packed a backup book to read if you're almost finished with your current one. Major crisis. I got done with my book on the first day of my trip, so I hope the hotel has a gift shop. |
| 0:19.1 | Yeah, checking first is smart. So check Allstate first for a quote that could save you hundreds. |
| 0:25.2 | You're in good hands with Allstate. |
| 0:27.3 | Potential savings vary, subject to terms, conditions, and availability. |
| 0:31.5 | Allstate North American Insurance Company and Affiliates, Northbrook, Illinois. |
| 0:39.5 | Handsome Park, The Friends Illinois. Handsome pot. Chatting the friends on the Handsome Pot. |
| 0:42.1 | Chatting to friends on the Handsome Pod. |
| 0:46.4 | Pretty little episode. |
| 0:49.1 | Welcome to the Handsome Pod. |
| 0:51.3 | I'm your pretty little host, Fortune Feaster. |
| 0:55.7 | I'm your pretty little host, Fortune Feaster. I'm your pretty little host, |
| 1:04.9 | Mae Martin. And we're feeling pretty and handsome. Yeah. Oh. Yeah. It's good to see you. |
| 1:11.1 | Lovely to see you as always. Yeah. What do you've been doing? What do you got there? You're putting on a... I'm putting on a little shirt because I was getting a little chilly in here. |
| 1:14.8 | Oh, you got to stay warm. |
| 1:16.1 | I just got back from Indianapolis, Cincinnati, and Milwaukee, where it was one degree. |
| 1:25.4 | Oh, well, Milwaukee was six degrees degrees and then I drove back to Chicago |
| 1:31.0 | flat of there and it was one degree. One degree. And that is just not okay. Yeah, that's not |
| 1:37.6 | you. It's not very you. It's not me. It's not you. I'm beachy. It's character building though. I was just, the other day I was |
| 1:47.2 | thinking like, because I was talking to a friend of mine who grew up on the East Coast and we were |
| 1:51.6 | talking about in the winter how you had to wear your winter boots to school and then changed into |
| 1:56.9 | your school shoes and you'd have like salt stains on your pants from the salt and |
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