Pretty Little Episode #81
Handsome
Headgum
4.9 • 14.1K Ratings
🗓️ 6 March 2026
⏱️ 25 minutes
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Summary
Mae and Tig observe a moment of awkward, then give advice to a parent-of-twins-to-be, on Pretty Little Episode that's double the fun! Don't forget to get tickets to our May 4 Live Show in LA!
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| 0:00.0 | This is a headgum podcast. |
| 0:04.6 | Checking Allstate First could save you hundreds on car insurance. |
| 0:08.9 | That's smart. |
| 0:10.2 | Not checking that you put your slippers next to the bed before going to sleep. |
| 0:14.7 | Sad times. |
| 0:15.7 | I really don't like it when my feet have to touch the cold floor, even for an instant. |
| 0:20.6 | Yeah, checking first is smart. |
| 0:22.5 | So check Allstate first for a quote that could save you hundreds. You're in good hands with Allstate. |
| 0:27.1 | Potential savings vary, subject to terms, conditions, and availability. Allstate North American |
| 0:32.0 | Insurance Company and affiliates, Northbrook, Illinois. |
| 0:35.1 | Handsome, Handsome, Chad and Friends Illinois. Handsome pot. |
| 0:38.0 | Chatting the friends on the handsome pot. |
| 0:40.8 | Chatting the friends on the handsome pot. |
| 0:45.0 | Pretty little episode. |
| 0:47.4 | Hello and welcome to a pretty little episode. |
| 0:50.8 | I'm May Martin, joined by the effortlessly eternally handsome. TIG, no taro. |
| 1:00.1 | Hell yeah. But I keep saying, hell yeah. I think my friend Matt says it and I've, I can't pull |
| 1:05.7 | it off, but I'm saying it a lot. I think you're pulling it off. Hasn't, I haven't tripped up on it. |
| 1:10.4 | Thanks. Thanks. Yeah. Yeah. No, thank you. |
| 1:13.0 | Thanks for just really being so smooth with the hell yeah. |
| 1:16.9 | Hell yeah. Oh, hell yeah. Oh, hell yeah. Oh, girl. Hell yeah. I noticed it because the other night, |
| 1:26.2 | this must have been a few weeks ago, Matt said, is it raining outside? And I just opened the front door and I went, hell yeah. |
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