Pretty Little Episode #78
Handsome
Headgum
4.9 • 14.1K Ratings
🗓️ 13 February 2026
⏱️ 22 minutes
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Summary
Tig and Mae play a game with a grape, do a little kissing and telling, and give some hairstyling advice (giiiirl) on today's Pretty Little Episode!
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| 0:00.0 | This is a headgum podcast. |
| 0:04.8 | Checking Allstate First could save you hundreds on car insurance. That's smart. Not checking that your e-bike is charged before your Sunday ride. That's trouble. When that thing doesn't have any juice, it just becomes a really heavy version of a regular bike. |
| 0:18.5 | Yeah. Checking First is smart. So check Allstate first for a quote that |
| 0:22.5 | could save you hundreds. You're in good hands with Allstate. Potential savings vary, |
| 0:27.9 | subject to terms, conditions, and availability. Allstate North American Insurance Company |
| 0:32.6 | and affiliates, Northbrook, Illinois. Handsome pot. |
| 0:38.6 | Chatting the friends on the handsome pot. |
| 0:41.2 | Chatting the friends on the handsome pot. |
| 0:45.4 | Pretty little episode. |
| 0:48.4 | Welcome to the pretty little episode. |
| 0:51.3 | It's me, your friend Tignotaro is sitting here with. |
| 0:54.6 | May Martin. |
| 0:57.0 | Yes, it is. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. May. How is your driving obsession? When do you leave for tour? |
| 1:09.0 | Oh my God. Do you have any romantic updates? Just give me everything. |
| 1:14.0 | Girl. Girl, I've been driving around the town. Today I went and drove. Picking up chicks. Picking |
| 1:19.7 | them chicks everywhere. Yeah. I got a coffee today. Drove parked there. Drove right up onto the curb. |
| 1:44.3 | I was trying to park like full yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but that's going well. Did you yell, I'm new here. New here. Out of the window? No, I haven't, haven't yelled anything out a window yet. This is new for me. |
| 1:46.4 | Have I? |
| 1:51.9 | Well, I think I told you I used to do pranks where I would like pull up to cool hot spots where people were eating outside. |
| 1:54.7 | No. |
| 1:55.4 | And I would have all my windows down and I would act like it. |
| 1:58.8 | And I'd play a really cheesy song and I'd take like 10 million |
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